so you got any seeds or saplings

Sure. Why?

Well, since you're apparently doing photography with things in your house, why not make weird pictures with them? ... LIKE ZOMBIES POPPING OUT FROM BEHIND THINGS.

I…don’t understand.

Really? Just alright? Guess things have been pretty dull up there, huh?

Yeah, you pretty much hit the nail on the head, there.

Working on anything new nowadays to keep yourself occupied?

I’ve been photographing stuff around my house. It’s kinda fun, I guess.

Well now, you're someone I haven't seen in a while! How have you been?


so why do you have a lot of importers who know all your secrets and how do they know said secrets

I don’t have any secrets. Or importers… anymore…

so i have a great grandfather snail a nail and 15cents what can you tell me

Um… I… don’t know… What do you want to hear?

Do you have any peculiar habits?

Well that depends on how you’d define “peculiar” I guess.

Can I pet your hair and kiss your face

Why would you want to do that?

Hey, it's all right. I'm not very good at giving advice either. I wish I was better at chasing away boredom, at least. What do you do when you're bored?

Let’s just say my guitar is exhausted. You can practically hear the pleading whine when I grab the neck. I don’t have much to show for how much torment I put her through, though.